February 2010
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I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and...
hellomynameisallyson:
Oh Mitch Hedberg, why did you die before I realized you lived?
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
“If you go to the grocery store and stand in front of the lunch meat section for too long, you start to get pissed off at...
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Watchthedailywhat:
Grammy Awards: Lady Gaga performs Speechless duet with Sir Elton John.
This will likely go down quickly, so watch it quickly.
[mwp.]
Update: Fixed.
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January 2010
120 posts
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@rishtastic
Your doppelgänger. A million times over YES.
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@justkevin
NO, you don’t look like Natalie Portman.
You look like Quirrell from A Very Potter Musical!!
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eric-yumyum asked: Which world evenet has had the biggest impact on your life and why?
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My suitemate is singing "Jingle Bells" in the...
IDEK. I have no words.
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KEEP ME DISTRACTED →
Ask/Tell!
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“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing...”
– Day Eighteen: Whatever you fancy
Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger
RIP J.D.
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Facebook Friend Request Overload
Since accepting my bid into Alpha Xi Delta, I have gotten 45-50 FRIEND REQUESTS in less than 24 HOURS. The membership officer told me that they send out an announcement to all the girls to friend the new member, and warned me not to be overwhelmed, so I was expecting it, but STILL. That’s probably a once in a lifetime experience on Facebook lolz.
Everyone is so friendly though, sending me...
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Smut Harry Potter Fan-Fiction →
Day Fifteen: A fan-fiction
The first smutty NC-17 Harry Potter fan-fiction on a list I could find (NSFW).
Oh they joys of reading a sexually frustrated literary nerd’s writing.
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Girl Scout Cookies
So they’re selling Girl Scout Cookies already around campus, and while at lunch with girls in my acting class from last semester, I found out that apparently they’re called different things around the country and even the state (Dallas).
I’ve always known them as the same things, living in both the Houston and Austin areas growing up and being a Girl Scout as, Thin Mints,...
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justkevin:
Party and Bullshit in the USA - Miley...
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“To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me...”
– Conan in his final farewell on the Tonight Show (via:film114:jonahray:hannahhurt)
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10 Quirky facts about kissing
infinitelycaptivatinggg:
fuckyeahkissing:kari-shma:lickystickypicky:
1. Two out of every three couples turn their heads to the right when they kiss. 2. A simple peck uses two muscles; a passionate kiss, on the other hand, uses all 34 muscles in your face. Now that’s a rigorous workout! 3. Like fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip impressions are alike. 4. Kissing is good for what ails you....
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I could just stay in tonight and cuddle
kevinnat:
One of those days
Awww, wish I could have stayed longer haha :D
Break out the Snuggie!
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Tumblr is messing up for me.
The first page of my dashboard is fine, but then the second page messes up and shows some of my old posts from earlier this week, and posts by people from earlier in the week.
No recent posts except for the first page. And then sometimes, there is no button to go to the next page. UGH.
Is this happening to anybody else?
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@fuckingoptimist/Jonathan
Glad to see that you’re back to tumblr, I’d missed seeing your posts.
Reading your about me, I flipped shit. It’s hard to believe all of that can happen to one person, let alone be the one experiencing all of these things. Damn, you’re going through a lot.
I’m definitely sending multiple prayers your way.
“My daily goal is to be optimist and to smile at...
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Hello
to my three most recent followers, and the few of you before that who I missed.
Welcome to my new semester of blogging!
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kdessss:
day six: whatever tickles your fancy a list of my favorite tumblrs
in no specific order:
infinitelycaptivatinggg dsfincannon christ-opher thebookofshane urka kellencorkill keepemguessing quiethouse laurenmeringue yourbeloved creatice hippie-dippie qisto justkevin kevinnat jennaaaa packagefullofwishes fireinyoureyes
yup. i originally listed a ton more, but decided to cut it down to...
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15 Interesting Facts about Dreams
infinitelycaptivatinggg:ladyams:loveyourchaos:recyclablewords:somethingintellectual:
1. You forget 90% of your dreams. Within 5 minutes of waking, half of your dream is forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone.
2. Blind people also dream. People who became blind after birth can see images in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their...
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“The average wedding costs over twenty-seven thousand dollars.”
– The Knot magazine (via hellosole)
My cousin’s wedding on April 3, which I am a bridesmaid in, is apparently going to be around $40,000. It is ridiculous. There are SIX bridesmaids and SIX groomsmen (including maid of honor and best man), about 250 people are invited, there is dinner at the...